I had six coffees today.

"Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer)
10/10/2018 at 23:19 • Filed to: None

Too much? for sure! Now... why am I still sort of full of anxiety and also sleepy?

DISCUSSION (13)

ttyymmnn > Spanfeller is a twat
10/10/2018 at 23:27

Because caffeine keeps your heart beating but it doesn’t keep your mind awake. Your brain needs the rest, but your body won’t let it sleep. It kind of sucks.

Nibby > Spanfeller is a twat
10/10/2018 at 23:28

WilliamsSW > Spanfeller is a twat
10/10/2018 at 23:49

If you’re still sleepy that means you just haven’t had enough coffee yet*

Nibbles > Spanfeller is a twat
10/11/2018 at 00:00

I had six coffees before noon today.

MrDakka > Spanfeller is a twat
10/11/2018 at 00:11

What you need is Ritalin or some sort of amphetamine that increases your brain’s dopamine levels with your coffee.

Of course that only does so much, you also need something to increase your brain’s receptivity of dopamine. This is why it always pays to have friends in experimental pharmacology or barring that, organic chemistry.

Spanfeller is a twat > MrDakka
10/11/2018 at 00:22

I’m not sure I’m needy enough for adderall.

Though I must confess, if I did use it, I’d probably be a straight-A student.

Spanfeller is a twat > Nibbles
10/11/2018 at 00:30

That’s insane

Spanfeller is a twat > WilliamsSW
10/11/2018 at 00:31

I once fell asleep before the caffeine had time to work....it was strange to say the least.